We all know Molyneux likes to promise the world and sometimes even heaven and earth when he announces a new game. This time he has went one more step toward insanity and promised even more. Will you be ready to chip a cube to find out what is in the center. I believe it will take 3 licks.

As if you didn’t know but there is a little game coming out next week called Max Payne 3. Here is a release trailer to get your hearts in the right mood.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Bioshock fucking delayed. Did I mention fuck? Read more for the reason why.

Bats doesn’t think this game can mount to anything. Like usual I do not agree! Check out the video and let us know what you think after the jump.

This last weekend all of us crazy pre-orderers (is that even a word) got invited to do a bit of Beta testing for Guild Wars 2. Yes the game I have been dreaming about finally opened it’s legs for me. Did it live up to my dreams or did it crush me like those girls from high school. Read more to find out the good, the bad, and the ugly from this beta dance.

If you’re like me then you are getting excited for all the great games coming out in May 2012. One game I have been waiting a long time for is Diablo III. Diablo III is the third game (if you hadn’t guessed) in the Diablo franchise developed by Blizzard Entertainment.

If you are like most of us you are itching to get your fingers on Max Payne 3 but unless you are crazy like Case your machine might be a few years old. No worries just put all the settings on “loser” like Bats. To see if you 7 year old gaming box can even load the game check out Max Payne 3 PC Specifications after the fold.

In the 80s the gaming world was fully controlled by the rising sun. Japanese studios ruled the gaming world with hits that other studio across the world could only dream of. Yet times have changed and the Japanese styled games have falling to the road side or at least that is what Keiji Inafune believes……read more after the fold.

As many of you may know from listening to our podcasts I am a big fan of the SpaceQuest series. SpaceQuest is a point and click adventure game. You play as a janitor named Roger Wilco who travels the galaxy dispatching “truth, justice and really clean floors”. As you may have guessed this series is a comedy, and it has a cult-like fan base.

Deus Ex was one of my favorite games (ignoring Invisible War) and now Chrisfkn has kindly added some great cosplay photos based on Deus Ex realm. Click read more to see a few choice picks or check out Chrisfkn because we all now more of his stuff will be post on here.

The successor to the Wii has been announced and it will be called the “Wii U”. Here is what we know so far…

Sony has finally given the NGP a name…”Vita”, which I’m told means “Life” in Latin. I can’t say I’m in love with the name, but that won’t stop me from getting one this holiday season.

I’m really getting tired of Master Chief, there i said it. Halo 4 will end the story that has ended.

I will admit i never played Dance Central 1. I will admit that my Kinect isn’t even used. But if a hottie comes over i wouldn’t mind her dancing while i watched..

More shovelware for us true gamers. I know what mother will be buying me this x-mass

Oh boy more Kinect games i will never play. At least it’s free and shows off the tech. Seems like a place i will load to show my family the powers of the Kinect but nothing beyond that

Wasn’t sure if anything big would come out of M$ speaking heads but Minecraft on the 360 (with Kinect) is huge. Glad this tiny indie game has grown so large to not only be ported to the 360 but also to be on stage with Halo, Gears, and other triple As

Good thing we had a Halo announcement. Was worried i wasn’t at the correct conference, this clears it up. Halo CE Anniversary will add new maps, graphics, and other goodies. Now if only they would talk about something not Halo

I’m getting so tired of sequals being hailed as the next best game. I’m just going to buy Ryse in spite of it. Even though i haven’t enjoyed a Crytex game yet.

Gears Of Wars 3 shown at M$ conference, wow did anyone expect that…oh wait..yes.

Big new features for 360′s dashboard

• Revamped for voice
• Youtube if only it was redtube then maybe i would care
• TV support
• DVR settings

I guess right. Mass Effect 3 announced to have Kinect support. Yet another reason why i had to move to a new apartment with a larger living room.

Our Overlords at Activision announce another wonderful service for all of us rich gamers. Call Of Duty Elite is going to be a game changing and i personally must thank our Overlords for announcing it and i just can’t wait to preorder my subscription, maybe there will be a special elite masters godly preorder. The [...]